Text

Things I want in the next 5 years

aughtpunk:

w-ander-lusts:

mysoleisred:

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

Putting this out into the universe

image

(via fifty-shadesofgay)

Photo
Text

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

one time i was at my friends place and we were cooking this zucchini noodle recipe and it called for two cloves of garlic and me, being the garlic connoisseur that i am, jokingly said “two is not nearly enough let’s do twenty” and my friend was just like “why on earth would we do that” and in that moment i knew the garlic fandom is a niche and special group… some minds just haven’t expanded to our horizons yet 

image

this is a meme for sophisticated minds only, normies don’t interact! 

(via dickofficial)

Photoset

beatnikdaddio:

STAY OUT OF MY STUFF, MOM!!!

(via rapguystuff)

Text

notesoutofmymind:

image

(via a-memoirs-of-a-shy-pornographer)

Photoset
Photo
Video

dapenguinninja:

losttiinspacee:

Was not expecting that

This was breathtaking

(via iztac-coatl-deactivated20190408)

Text

maniacalmole:

My goals for old age are somewhere between this lady:

image

And this gentleman:

image

(via aegercorde)

Text

dodicixll:

image

(via aegercorde)